Hehehe…I had a sudden flashback-incident today…I just recalled what happened last summer at our Barangay Fiesta (i know, that’s so passe, but I totally have to discuss it..it’s so IRO!).
We had a search for Ms. Teen Maria Cristina and my mom (who wants me to vie for the position of SK Chairman) wanted me to circulate, circulate, and circulate around the community…hehe (talk about an early discreet campaign motive!). So, I did…being the obedient boy that I am (I am?), I did what my mom told me to do. I attended all the fiesta events (okay, maybe except for the basketball tournaments..urgghh!); battle of the bands, parochial stuff, yadah-yadah-yadah…
Okay, for the main course! I was watching the said search…the ladies were fine, I mean, they’re pretty and averagely-hot…BUT (uh-oh, here come the BUTs!) a question was raised at the back of my pretty lil head, "Are they smart enough?"…we’ll soon find out (*thunder and lightning*)!
Here comes the, rather-laughable part… While the contestants were doing their slow ramp rigmarole crap (pardon my tongue) on stage with their bikinis and long gowns on, a voice-over (can i say that?) delivered commentaries, or should I say, "infos" about each of them. Guess what? Can you believe it? — all of them actually READ the Bible!! How inquisitive! Hehe..what a way to catch the audience’s liking! (sarcasm here)…. I mean, seriously! Do you really expect us to believe that you guys..err girls… actually read the Holy Book?! I mean, maybe some of you do, but, I know most of the contestants so, boohoo to you! Nyahaha…
What’s more, there was even one contestant who’s commentary was "Her hobbies include reading the Bible while eating her favorite junk food" — say what?!!! My, my, how appealing (sarcasm still here)! That certainly is one heck of a hobby! nyahaha…
So, you see, there are points which you need to remember when joining a beauty pageant (even mediocre ones):
1. don’t expect yourself to win just because you "read the Bible" and all…
2. don’t memorize ur answers please! answer questions naturally (i dunno how u should do it. it’s ur job to find out how, silly rabbit!)
3. try to see if your gown fits before ramping on the night of the contest.. (sheesh! i, for one, don’t wanna see struggling ladies in their dresses — unless ur busts are capacitated enough to hold ‘em, if you know what i mean!)..and
4. u may be covered with make up and a whole lotta foundations, but those still wont help you when it comes to the "Question and Answer" portion..hang in there sweetie! it’s too late to back out now!! *sinister laugh*..Excellent! (Mr. Burns of The Simpsons)…
Ciao! =P