Streams of Consciousness… Beware of wordiness*!

I recently discovered something about myself. Upon finding out about it, everything else actually made sense. I knew I was right when I decided to befriend Ami one fateful day sometime last last last semester (hehe). She’s like the Virgin Mary I never had.

An epiphany, you might call that…enlightenment, even. For today, I have realized that I AM GOD!!! (*thunder and lightning*..oh, wait! That makes it sound like I’m Lucifer… *angelic chorus and birds chirping in the background*…aahhh, there…much much better!*)

Yes, remember those three words. It all makes sense, now. I have four bases.

Hint #1: I was reading Ami’s blog and it said there (in here seven truths post), "I think God loves me." So I was like, "That’s weird. I love her! Hmmmm…." *tongue clicking* Okay, it may not seem prodigious at the moment but just you wait. There’s more.

Hint #2: God loves children. (heck! I looooooooooooove children! Hello?? Pedophile here.)

Hint #3: I played the character ‘Death’ in the play ‘Everyman’ for our The Drama subject (I got a 1.25 in the final grade..nyehehehe…See that? God is all-knowing. Apparently, I am, too!). God is both death and life, so this claim is actually validated. Bleeeeehhh!!!!

Hint #4: Although my parents would readily discourage this thought, I am certain that I was born through immaculate concepcion. tsk, tsk.. I’m sure of this. (hey, you do not question God!)

Hint #5: As God (*ehem*, in case u don’t get it yet, God is me)decided to ride a jeepney to school one day and pay for the fare, the demon (in the form of a driver) gave a change that was 2php short. God would never allow this minor form of thievery (if there is such a word, but then again, I’m God so I declare that there will be such a word). I decided to let my celestial powers do their thing. I looked at the driver’s mirror straight to the demon’s eyes..and boy (pedophile…yum) was there darkness! But God is more powerful. God gave it (the driver, he’s not in human form anymore) the "Godly stare" and the demon got scared and automatically gave God the 2php it was withholding. Haha..the power of my eyes! Such power!!!!

…Do you see now? It doesn’t have to be rational. Just have faith in me. This self-realization actually answers one of the most debated-upon questions that bother the human life, i.e. :

Is God a man or a woman? - The answer would be neither. God exhibits gender duality. In other words, God is gay. (*ehem* a classic archetype for tricksters but y’all know I’m more than that!)

Now, I know his might come out as a shock at first, but you’ll get used to the idea. I even freaked out myself! Picture this:

The cooperative bunch of the AB-English Organization students were at the ABEO garden doing some decorating to spread the Christmas cheer (no reindeers, though…this is a Christian celebration. Paganism is strictly condemned…aw). Ami and I talked about highly important matters (and by important matters, we mean anime) until we reached to a conclusion that I’m actually God (stream of consciousness..we’re good at it. X_x)! I exclaimed, "Oh, my God! I’m God!" Ami corrected me, "Not ‘oh, my God’. You should say ‘Oh, my self’!" *shudders at the thought* She’s right! Ph, my self!!! And so, that’s how she ended up as God’s Secretary of Anime and Bubblegum Affairs (see? God IS a giver).

So, before you raise that eyebrow on me…think again. Do you really want me to curse you into eternal damnation?? You don’t really want God to be angry at you, do you? Hihi..

Gather round, my children! Keep your faith in me! Spread the good news! *Mojo Jojo voice* Obey me!!!!! Aw… X_x

P.S.

I don’t mean to sound blasphemous in this post. I do believe in a higher power. Do you hear me, God? Please don’t hate me… *sheepish grin*

Ami, my dearest perpetual bubble gum-provider, tagged me about the seven truths thing… *shudders* Great, lying is not even an option here! I’m mandated to tell the truth! Cripe! Okay, here are seven truths about me….

1. Yes, I am a pedophile (officially declared last November 1st).

2. Eating in Jollibee wouldn’t be complete without large fries and swirly bitz…and I use the latter as a dip (hey, that’s not weird! you should see Rei mix ketchup with the swirly bitz and eat it! eeeewww!!!).

3. I think debating isn’t as fun as it was before anymore. Hahai.

4. I just got my 2,000php Dean’s List(er?) stipend today! Woohoo! It may not be much, but still… ^_^

5. That 2nd yr student named Karen always makes me horny. Spooky, I know… X_x

6. I don’t like having sex (this may seem in contrast to my #1 truth: being a pedophile, but i really don’t like sex…and that doesn’t mean that just because I don’t like it it already follows that I don’t do it.. XP) Seriously, I don’t…. What’s wrong with me?????!!!! Now, this is spookier (I like the cuddling part…but I’m not saying I’m not a virgin anymore, do you hear me?? I’m not saying I am still, either…hehe)!!!

7. I think that I am Madame Bovary in the flesh! I also feel that Milan Kundera’s characters in his novel, "The Unbearable Lightness of Being", also point to me!!!!! I feel that I am Tomas. I also feel that I am Teresa. I also feel that I am Sabina and Franz!!!! Whew! I’m like Sybill, now..haha. You know Sybil? That girl with a hundred personalities — multiple personality disorder (or am i just a hyperative hypochondriac?? hmmm….makes sense).

Rules:

1. Mention the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.
2. Pick 10 others you would like to get to know better.
3. Let them know you’ve tagged them by leaving a comment on their blog.
4. And don’t forget to give them the rules.

And now, I’m gonna tag Florence, Jedi, Ken, Kim, Syrah, Devie, and Ate Connie!!! Nyahahaha… ^_^

What he makes up for in his speaking prowess, he lacks in his manners.

The temperamental Behn who blatantly pointed out Lino Brocka’s downsides all-throughout his speech is justifiably MEAN.

Here’s to you: "I will sing no celebratory song everytime I hear your name!"

You will never be better than Lino.. Aw, k ra? haha…

There’s so many things I wanna say to you..but I still have a sense of being civil left within me… One thing is for sure, I don’t wanna turn out to be a bald, gay, bitter old man like you…