My seven truths…

Ami, my dearest perpetual bubble gum-provider, tagged me about the seven truths thing… *shudders* Great, lying is not even an option here! I’m mandated to tell the truth! Cripe! Okay, here are seven truths about me….

1. Yes, I am a pedophile (officially declared last November 1st).

2. Eating in Jollibee wouldn’t be complete without large fries and swirly bitz…and I use the latter as a dip (hey, that’s not weird! you should see Rei mix ketchup with the swirly bitz and eat it! eeeewww!!!).

3. I think debating isn’t as fun as it was before anymore. Hahai.

4. I just got my 2,000php Dean’s List(er?) stipend today! Woohoo! It may not be much, but still… ^_^

5. That 2nd yr student named Karen always makes me horny. Spooky, I know… X_x

6. I don’t like having sex (this may seem in contrast to my #1 truth: being a pedophile, but i really don’t like sex…and that doesn’t mean that just because I don’t like it it already follows that I don’t do it.. XP) Seriously, I don’t…. What’s wrong with me?????!!!! Now, this is spookier (I like the cuddling part…but I’m not saying I’m not a virgin anymore, do you hear me?? I’m not saying I am still, either…hehe)!!!

7. I think that I am Madame Bovary in the flesh! I also feel that Milan Kundera’s characters in his novel, "The Unbearable Lightness of Being", also point to me!!!!! I feel that I am Tomas. I also feel that I am Teresa. I also feel that I am Sabina and Franz!!!! Whew! I’m like Sybill, now..haha. You know Sybil? That girl with a hundred personalities — multiple personality disorder (or am i just a hyperative hypochondriac?? hmmm….makes sense).

Rules:

1. Mention the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.
2. Pick 10 others you would like to get to know better.
3. Let them know you’ve tagged them by leaving a comment on their blog.
4. And don’t forget to give them the rules.

And now, I’m gonna tag Florence, Jedi, Ken, Kim, Syrah, Devie, and Ate Connie!!! Nyahahaha… ^_^

2 Responses to “My seven truths…”

  1. jedi Says:

    AAAARRRGHHH!! X_x do i have to?? ahw. hmmmm.. teka ha. u dont have to tag me, u already know 7 truths about me. or do you??? hmmm..

  2. stoorrows Says:

    Bite my shiny metal ass, assholes, [url=http://justnkldkhsjvd.com/]you were joked![/url]

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